and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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