I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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