Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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