so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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