I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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