After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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