return my video game
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
bring money and cleavage
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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