why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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