Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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