For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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