i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just want nice things and good sex
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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