Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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