erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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