What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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