that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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