Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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