We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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