I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Randomize
