Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
3pm strippers are depressing
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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