you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
