Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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