you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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