margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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