Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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