is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
operation harelip BJ is a go
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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