Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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