ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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