yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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