doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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