I feel like abortions should bother me more
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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