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Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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