Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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