Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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