Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We need a shit load of segways right now
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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