new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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