Dual....:-)
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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