I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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