That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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