Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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