you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
