Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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