every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
the condom got lost in my hair
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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