I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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