I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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