Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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