I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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