For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Drake has all the answers
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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