my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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