Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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