Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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