glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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