PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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