i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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