So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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