idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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