im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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