1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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