i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
