I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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